drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

(via sans-esprit)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via ihatesummerilovewinter)

i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

(Source: bullsseye, via lokis-army-at-221b)

peep-toe-shoes:

jointhecarrotarmy:

silence-insolace:

solluxforpresident:

karkatforpresident:

Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.

someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face

someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck

someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution 

No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.

(via deans-pie-at-221b)